10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.