10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd