10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack