10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.