10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson