10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant