10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."