10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.