10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.