10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A