10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.