10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.