10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave