10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The all-in play works everytime but once.