10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway