10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.