10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.