10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.