10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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