10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson