10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.