10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.