10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha