10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.