10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.