10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes