10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob