10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.