10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."