10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)