10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!