10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"