10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.