10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts