10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow