10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.