10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack