10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!