10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword