10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.