10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!