10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed