10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."