10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.