10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers