10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)