10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.