10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-