10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."