10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05